darachagi

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highest achievement of owning an apple computer since 2006: 
data lifecycle management?
secure OS with lesser flaws and risks than the microsoft counterpart?
no. you can stitch a full body portrait of yourself together out of years / hundreds of random photobooth shots. so gonna go in my next cv. “Hi my name is mr fruitcake and the different parts represent the multiple layers of my versatility theeenks” 

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